why callipygians????

well this is my first post and would like to start with justifying the name "The Callipygians and the Dark Side of the Moon". the first advantage in this name is that we cannot be called sexists. if we talk about penis the so called MCPs (as quoted by my few selected female friends) would lap me up and if about vagina then u know after that. so why not the common thing so there "comes the ass". and callipygians because many of my friends say "tera dil kala hain" meaning "you have a black heart" (in literal translation), so maybe i thought atleast my ass is beautiful. i didnt think about the dark side of the moon at all, it was a pleasant surprise from my friend panti (as he calls himself).
STATUTORY WARNING:
1. please do no comment about the punctuation of my posts. they are meant to be like that.
2. you can expect a lot of brackets in my posts coz i like my thoughts to wander about.

...kullu

My Quest at Vocabulary Building..!!

I tried my level best(So to Say) at improving vocabulary in the past 5 years..
Being a guy who studied in Marathi medium, i always faltered here and there..
Right from News papaers, Barrons, Word Power Made easy, Six weeks to vocabulary Building to All About Words..
The list goes long.. And on ... And on..

But for me however hard I try.. I never used to complete a book.. And always used to forget half of What I have learned in the process..

Now although i can say that it isn't very bad but still it is yet to reach a nice level where I would like it to be..

On one sunny Sunday my friend vivek and me took a test.
In the test there was a question to find the odd one out, of the given words..
It had some words like ... Garter, Sash, Wrist-Strap, Glove..
As usual my best knowledge of English came in to play and after wasting some of my time I left the question unanswered..

After the test I asked Vivek ... "Did you solve the odd one out vala Question..??"
He said yes it was quite simple.. ..
Huhhh...i thought this guy is great .. !!
As the words were not of usual context.. Just by curiosity I asked him.." Vivek these words seem to be typical.. Where did you come across these words..??"
He calmly said "Letters to Penthouse volume VIII".

i thought...
a)" woohhhhhhhh.."
b)"This guy is amazing. How can he pick-up words like these, even when he is reading Penthouse...??"
c)"Alas.. i know what to read to satiate my Quest...!!"

Whats there in Name..???

i had 2 names here on my blog as of now..
Now goes the third one..
Don’t ask me how did I got the name Panti..
It was kind of weird when people used to call me Panti..
Initially I used to feel very bad about it.. But then i realized what’s in name..!!!
Moreover it was friends only who used to get embarrassed when they used to call me Panti in public and then ultimately realizing that there are girls around...
Fun isn't it.. Girl will suddenly turn on hearing this word..

Here is a story of how weird your name can go..
I had a friend in my school days whose last name was Bidwaie.
Initially ppl used to call him Bidu(with love..)
Then after that the great transformation of name started..
Bidu.. changed to Bidya(plural for Bidi in Marathi)..
Bidya to Bidi..
Bidi to Sigrate..
Sigarate to Tambakhu..
..and so on..
As per one's convenience he used to get a name,,
All this happened but still ppl were not at their best.
Still they used to feel that there are still some stones unturned..
and finally our NameBoy got some additional names ..Hukka,charas,Ganja..


Now tell me what else you can expect from a name...